TFSMWFPWANAB Manifesto

1. Movie reviews are to let you know if some movies are going to give you boners, not if some movies are going to make you think about the meaning of life and make your dick fall off.

2. Some English words make pussy bitches angry like "gay" and "faggoty" but are the only ways to describe somethings. For an example: Cream filled donuts, Kevin Smiths movies, and men who like sucking dicks are all "gay" and "faggoty".

3. If history teaches us anything is that the great movies (The Citizen Kane, The Godfather 2, Robocop, etc.) are great because they have very much sweet violence with blood and realistic screaming in pain, very many topless women to give me boners so hard I cry, and MOTHERFUCKING EXPLOSIONS!!!!

4. I have two kids and make 20,000 Belarus Rubles (BYR) an hour sweeping peoples popcorn and used condoms at the local cinemas (my true story but also a metaphor for every peoples lives). Sometime I am to poor to take my wife to a movies and watch a bootleg dvd at home instead. Yes Hollywood - I am evil and hurting your business that made more money last year than any other year... you fucking greedy ass pig fucks who needs to choke on there cocaine and cock sandwichs.

5. No fucking shit movie reviewers should ever take moneys or free things from a studios to write a good fucking shit movie review. That kind of gay and faggoty shit will never happen here unless you offer me so much money that I can by a Denel-Mecham NTW 20mm rifle because it is my ultimate dream of mine.

6. Bad languages are fun. Dont worry your mom and dad arent not here to get mad at you for reading this... actually your mom is but she is to busy grinding her pussy on my face to give a shit. (Just kidding - your mom is not grinding her pussy on my face right now... because she went to my kitchen to get me a glass of water for me to drink).

7. Watching movies where people are falling in love and not getting naked, and talking about feelings, and crying not because of sword wounds are fine as long as you watch them with a gun and bullet for so you can shoot yourself in the fucking head.

8. 99% of a time the REAL Best Picture of a Year is usually one that wins a Oscar for Best Sound Editing .

9. Six or seven minutes of Na'vi boobies would have doubled Avatar movies box office money.

10. Reading TFSMWFPWANAB and telling your friends makes life like less of bitch and more of like a sexbot who looks like Milla Jovovich and who has an arm that turns into a bazooka and who spits 100,000 BYR notes out of her robot vagina after everytime you fuck her.