THE FUCKING SHIT MOVIE WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT A BITCH

why not:)

2011-07-25T17:52:12.150Z

why not:)

great fucking shit movie fucking reviews! it coul...

2011-01-19T17:21:54.025Z

great fucking shit movie fucking reviews! it could help shitheads like me if you would include the actual fucking name of the movie you're reviewing because sometimes it isn't clear what the fuck movie you're talking about. get your ass the fuck to america already shitfuck, all the movie reviewers here suck balls.

Nice site, nice and easy on the eyes and great con...

2011-01-19T09:35:51.219Z

Nice site, nice and easy on the eyes and great content too.

Thanks for an idea, you sparked at thought from a ...

2011-01-10T19:53:54.195Z

Thanks for an idea, you sparked at thought from a angle I hadn’t given thoguht to yet. Now lets see if I can do something with it.

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

2011-01-04T15:02:27.503Z

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

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2010-12-29T02:23:55.682Z

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I have the same opinion with most of your points, ...

2010-11-22T10:14:48.080Z

I have the same opinion with most of your points, but some need to be discussed further, I will hold a small conversation with my buddies and perhaps I will ask you some advice later.

- Henry

Finally, an issue that I am passionate about. I ha...

2010-11-22T06:32:38.686Z

Finally, an issue that I am passionate about. I have looked for information of this caliber for the last several hours. Your site is greatly appreciated.

Hello. And Bye.

2010-10-28T19:52:54.927Z

Hello. And Bye.

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2010-08-03T10:22:03.038Z

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Is this possible?

...do you by any chance read hipster runoff? Sorr...

2010-08-02T04:03:57.594Z

...do you by any chance read hipster runoff?

Sorry *ahem* movies are shit reviews here are current funny like snotty music site which gives boners which is being replaced in my head by shitty movie site gives to me new ironically stupid grammar spelling ideas

I would like to exchange links with your site www....

2010-08-01T20:46:42.284Z

I would like to exchange links with your site www.blogger.com
Is this possible?

I would like to exchange links with your site www....

2010-08-01T04:43:46.622Z

I would like to exchange links with your site www.blogger.com
Is this possible?

That's my kind of bible. Machete rules and tha...

2010-06-30T14:31:30.799Z

That's my kind of bible. Machete rules and thanls for the comment on my site. Fucking A I love your taste in movies!

Goldilocks would agree that this blog entry is jus...

2010-06-08T04:50:27.246Z

Goldilocks would agree that this blog entry is just right. Dark Nites 3 looks sick. AHAHAHA!

Dear Mister or Misses Anonymous, I hope so much no...

2010-05-07T04:06:28.322Z

Dear Mister or Misses Anonymous,
I hope so much no one paid you a Denel-Mecham NTW 20mm rifle to say that to me as a joke. Because you have brought so many tears of happiness to my eyes. I think maybe I can be good enough to write for A Los Angeles Times someday but never in five years do I think maybe I can write for something as amazing as a New York Times. They win so many Webbys Awards! Everyone no's that all the most amazing peoples in the world like a so hilarious Jimmy Fallon who I do not wish to shoot in the face and the ultimate least annoying person of all time who make such awesome music will.i.am wins so many Webbys too! So such an honor for you to say this to me.

I can TOTALLY see the New York Times hiring a crit...

2010-05-07T00:59:18.639Z

I can TOTALLY see the New York Times hiring a critic whose website is "the fucking shit movie website for people who are not a bitch" and is, admittedly, not completely fluent in English.
Oh my God, you're a shoo-in!
New York Times, here comes Nikolai!

Dear Mister or Misses Mann, Why, have they said so...

2010-05-04T00:12:38.422Z

Dear Mister or Misses Mann,
Why, have they said something to you? Because I have not heard from them yet but if you speak to them please tell them to email me and say I am very interested in such a job and also that my English is getting so much better every days.

If they gave you Manhola Dargis's job, I might...

2010-05-03T23:05:22.714Z

If they gave you Manhola Dargis's job, I might start reading the NY TImes again.

Dear Mister Ricky, Like I say, the makers of Iron ...

2010-05-01T20:53:19.960Z

Dear Mister Ricky,
Like I say, the makers of Iron Man 2 no that NOTHING can be as good as "She Spies" so they dont even try to make it that good and I respect them so much for that.

But if you say it is as good as a Charlie's Angels movies then I will say it is at least 1.3 times better than any Charlie Angel movies... THAT'S SO GOOD!!!

In completely unrelated news, I am having so much fun killing small animals with my two new rifles.

Thank you, Nikolai, for your totally unbiased revi...

2010-05-01T15:00:09.953Z

Thank you, Nikolai, for your totally unbiased review!

"She Spies" was one of the greatest television programs of all time. If this movie is anything like that, it will be classic!

Dear Misses Alexandra (unless you are Mister Alexa...

2010-04-30T20:53:21.716Z

Dear Misses Alexandra (unless you are Mister Alexandra but then your parents are fucked up),
Thank you. Come again.

I AM GRINNING SO HARD MY FACE IS HURTING THIS IS P...

2010-04-30T18:28:36.999Z

I AM GRINNING SO HARD
MY FACE IS HURTING
THIS IS PERFECTION

Dear Mister Downtown, Nachos, Lemonheads, My dads ...

2010-04-28T17:25:47.047Z

Dear Mister Downtown,
Nachos, Lemonheads, My dads boat... You are the male Mariah Carreys of comments that give me boners so hard and heavy they float

Dear Mister or Misses Anonymous, My mom makes a mo...

2010-04-28T11:06:34.173Z

Dear Mister or Misses Anonymous,
My mom makes a mom of Eminem look like Mother fucking Teresa of Calcuttas